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“Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..”
– from Duncan Prahl, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

 


How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Two…


One to get the beer and one to call the electrician.


What’s the difference between a doctor and a plumber?
A doctor washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.
– provided by David Zuckerman of A All Types Plumbing, Utah



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